Author Topic: A second chance at life, be happy!!!  (Read 82 times)


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A second chance at life, be happy!!!
« on: April 04, 2019, 11:51:41 AM »
A PSA for the next time you're sitting in your cell at Alcatraz and a magic portal whisks you up into the air only to drop you hundreds of feet to the ground where you land surrounded by 4 enemies armed with shotguns/lmgs/smgs and a bowie knife.

During the inevitable respawn, you may be tempted to think "geez all I have is a pistol! I'm fucked!"

To which I have this to say to you, BE GRATEFUL! Look around you! It is not often you get a second chance at life, and in this instance you have been given the tools to make your mark on this hellish world. When did we become so entitled as to need more than our blood, sweat and tears to beat our opponent into the dirt.

So to all you out there still reading. Yes, I will gladly accept this humble gift of of lead and steel, and I will use it to bring about my enemies downfall, even if it means losing everything.

TL;DR You get a gun. Be happy damnit.
« Last Edit: April 05, 2019, 09:08:03 PM by joshuapatel »


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Re: A second chance at life, be happy!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2019, 04:04:06 PM »
is this a call of duty reference or something, mr bot?